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Is it actually possible to die laughing?

lol,no seriously is it possible? i asked this question cuz i almost died laughing a few minutes ago.I was watching tv thinking bout something funny and i started having a laughing fit.And i was laughing so darn hard i couldn’t breathe…so i try to get myself to stop laughing and between every laugh i did a sort of hiccup thing trying to get myself to breathe.So here i am on the bed havin a frickin seizure hiccuping and laughing and trying

Yes…but I doubt you almost died. Laughing for long periods puts stress on your heart and lungs…On the show “1000 Ways to Die”, a man on there died of a heart attack because he laughed for 36 hours straight.

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Advice From Dead Celebrities $10.95 If celebrities that have gone to a better place could come back and give us one piece of priceless advice, what would it be? Karen Carpenter: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. John F. Kennedy: Don”t mess with Texas. Mama Cass: Chew your food thoroughly and carefully. James Dean: Click it or ticket! From presidents to pop stars, Advice from Dead Celebrities imagines what pearls of wisdom the dearly (sometimes darkly) departed would impart to us. Complete with hilarious illustrations of our favourite dead celebs, this one-of-a-kind volume will make readers die laughing.

After the Hangover $24.99 An insider’’s investigation of the state of the post-Bush Conservative movement in the United States today. R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.-intimately familiar with the ideology and personalities of the conservative movement in the United States from the inside-analyzes who was right and what went wrong. And, in the process, he outlines the conservative agenda for the next ascendancy. Tyrrell’’s well-turned prose has received acclaim from such people as P.J. O”Rourke, Norman Mailer, Paul Johnson, Dick Morris, William Safire, William F. Buckley Jr., and Henry Kissinger. Tom Wolfe has said, No columnist, no author, has had a greater influence upon the course of American political history over the past decade than the ribald contrarian R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. Even the slain giants die laughing.

Bad Vibrations $8.67 A serial killer is murdering victims in a most unusual way, and you may die laughing before the next victim is found. The body count rises as our hero battles a crime syndicate, government intelligence agency and international terrorists.

Best Doctor Jokes Ever $4.31 Paging all doctors. They’re getting a thorough examination in this riotous collection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is the best medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gags will keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another: My daughter gets her good looks from me. Medical costs too high? Here’s how it happens: My doctor is a magician. Every time he sees me, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill. You’ll just die laughing!

Chaos and Cadavers $14.99 Two young newlyweds, geeky Edward and innocent but alluring Samantha, turn up at a majestic and remote country house hotel for their honeymoon, which has been taken over by the high-spirited members of an Undertakers’ Annual Convention. Their attempts at romance are quickly dampened as they become helplessly embroiled in an intriguing whodunit when the Head of the Funeral Directors’ Association dies under bizarre circumstances. Featuring a top-notch cast including Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), Rik Mayall (The Young Ones), Steve Huison (The Full Monty), and Hugh Fraser (TV’s Poirot), you’ll die laughing with this hilarious and dark romantic comedy!System Requirements:Running Time 85 Mins.Format: DVD MOVIE

Colorado Curiosities: Quirky Characters, Roadside Oddities & Other Offbeat Stuff $0.98 Your round-trip ticket to the wildest, wackiest, most outrageous people, places, and things the Centennial State has to offer! Meet a man who hosted his own funeral for more than thirty years and a street performer who knows more than 48,000 zip codes by heart.Discover a hotel that promises to pay for a guest’s funeral if they die while staying there and a doggie spa that offers guided playtime, paw-dicures, gourmet lunch, and twenty-minute massage.Experience the Great Fruitcake Toss, an annual festival that celebrates the world’s most reviled and underappreciated food.Whether you’re a native Coloradoan or a recent transplant, author Pam Grout will have you laughing out loud as she introduces you to the neighbors you never knew you had and takes you to places you never knew existed–right in your own backyard.

Condom Cap The Great $8.99 People will die laughing when they see you wearing this unusual cap.

Death by Panty Hose $18.08 Levines beloved heroine, wisecracking freelance writer and part-time sleuth, Jaine Austen, charmed readers in The PMS Murder, Shoes to Die For, and This Pen For Hire. Now Jaine uncovers a ruthless killer whos proving that standup comedy is no laughing matter.

Destineer 103877 Telltale Texas Holdem $14.22 This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, youll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills, or develop new ones, as you answer lifes toughest questions, Think youve got what it takes? Then throw down your chips and prepare your funny bone. Play tournament after tournament and see if you can catch your opponents bluffs, handle their taunts, and figure out exactly what happened to Grandma Shakys 4th husband.System RequirementsWindows XP and Vista1.5GHz processor256MB RAM32MB 3D-accelerated video card

Die Laughing $29.95 Twenty-one-year-old Frankie Grace, heir apparent to the family funeral business, is sure his life’’s calling lies not in embalming but in entertaining. But on the eve of Little Italy’’s annual Feast of San Gennaro in 1971, he finds himself in deep when he’’s summoned to make arrangements for a member of the mob. Will Frankie become a hit-or the victim of one? Die Laughing nails the characters, from mafioso Johnny Ballsziti and his henchmen to Sal, the neighborhood restaurateur who doubles as Frankie’’s manager, to Frankie’’s drop-dead-gorgeous love interest-who happens to be JB’’s daughter. Food and wine flow as freely as the punch lines in a zany neighbhorhood that combines an obsession over mourning with a zest for life-and where Frankie Grace always makes sure his customers leave with a smile on their face.

Die Laughing $1.79 John R. Platt – Is an accomplished writer of Fiction and the Non, Comic Book scripts, Poetry and Journalism. For the past 10 years John R. Platt has covered almost every writing medium there is and now Medium Rare Books will cover him. From Bulimic Zombies still hungry after Asian Cuisine, to Hoodlums trying to cash in on the Super Hero racket. ‘Die Laughing’ will scare the humor right into you.

Die Laughing Adult Mask $35.65 Includes latex mask with attached hat. Does not include costume.

Die Laughing Costume Mask $31.97 Life-like feel and realistic look! 100% latex construction Mouth area of mask moves with you. When you open your mouth, the mask mouth will open at the same time! Comfortable fit Overhead style mask

Die Laughing Latex Mask $43 Skeletal latex demon mask with cloth jester hat attached. Plastic eyes make this mask all the more realistic.

Die Laughing Latex Mask $41.81 This evil jester will eat your face off. Skeletal latex demon mask with cloth jester hat attached. Plastic eyes make this mask all the more realistic.

Drunk Ass Trivia Game $10.99 Drunk Ass is the classic trivia drinking game that will keep you laughing and drinking all night long! Drunk Ass tests your wits before, during and after you chug your favorite beverage. All you need to play are glasses, some liquids to imbibe in and a few friends.Players (or teams) compete in these six party-enhancing categories: Drunk Ass Quotes, Drunk Ass Drinks, Drunk Ass Sobriety Test, Drunk Ass Trivia, Drunk Ass Jokes and Drunk Ass Luck.For 2 or more players, ages 21 and up.Contents Include: 220 Drunk Ass Questions, Scoreboard, Crayon, Die and Instructions.

I Died Laughing $8.75 This is a very funny book, even though it also includes some serious consumer information. Lisa Carlson has collected cartoons, jokes, funny quotations, humorous last words, and a wide range of other old and new material. As the advice columnist Dear Abby remarked, This book proves that dying can be a laughing matter. At the end of each section, Carlson has a page or two of information and advice for those who may someday have the job of arranging a funeral for a friend or relative, or who may be contemplating the arrangements they prefer when they die.Half the profits from sale of the book will be contributed to the work of the national nonprofit consumer organization, Funeral Consumers Alliance. Several well-known cartoonists and illustrators made their work available in support of this cause: these include P.S. Mueller, Rina Picccolo, and the estate of Edward Gorey.With this short book, you can have a good laugh, learn something in process, and support good cause at the same time.

Meditations for Difficult Times $10.95 Life is not unfair but it is difficult. How we learn to deal with difficulties. Winning the lottery and the trouble it causes. Paying attention to feelings. The gift of disease and our mortality. How we use our time. What are we here for? How to die laughing. Resources such as mottos to live by and redirections. Faith and what is good for you. Vacations, trips, massages, aromas etc. Reaching out for help. Survival behavior versus one’’s role in life. Anger, spirituality, saying no, happy depressions. Losing track of time and avoiding aging by playing.

Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie Boogie Yahtzee $16.95 Play America’s all time #1 dice game with a Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas twist. This collector’s edition includes an Oogie Boogie customized dice cup as well as movie replica dice used by the Boogie Man in this cult classic. Roll the dice to make a winning combination like Full House or Five of a Kind- that’s YAHTZEE fun that you might just die laughing about!

Sgt R. Lee Ermey 12 Pt Talking Figure $54.99 Arguably the most famous Marine alive today, Ermey is well-known for his roles in Toy Story, Full Metal Jacket, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and is currently the host of the History Channel’s most popular show, Mail Call. Before he turned to acting, Ermey instilled fear and respect into recruits, bringing out the best in our troops., P.T. Ermey is ready to motivate you, or anyone that you think needs motivation. This figure shouts a variety of phrases guaranteed to make you move, and the drill instructor doesn’t take kindly to lollygagging or laughing! This Motivational Figure(TM) is packed in a full color box that features the Marine Instructor’s Creed, Ermey’s biography and filmography, and a ‘try me’ feature., Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey reporting for duty!=The 12 P.T. Ermey figure includes:=, Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness , Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation , USMC Sweatshirt, pants, and boots , Campaign Hat , Full-size whistle for your own motivational purposes , 12 figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo=AUDIO SCRIPT:=, PT is good for you, PT is good for me. Pain is weakness leaving the body. U-rah. , Get on your face and start pushing. , I expect 110% right now, or I will drive your dick in the dirt. , Were you born that fat, or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results? , Cellulite! , Well any day sweetheart! That’s right, don’t make any effort. I mean, don’t bother to go the extra mile, scumbag. , You’ve got enough blubber hanging off of your fat frame to feed a family of Eskimos for a week. , Put some gas into it, numbnuts. You move slower than old people %, ^, . , Why are you effecting the quality of my life? , You disgust me, you unorganized pile of grabastic ^, , &! , I’ll PT you until you die!

Spooky Creature Riddles $1.24 Be afraid…be very afraid: these creature feature jokes are so funny you might die laughing. What’s a good gift for a baby ghost? Boo-ties, Why are mummies popular at Halloween parties? Because they are good wrappers, Every one will send a thrill down children’s spines.

The Sarcastic Truth: Heal Yourself Through Humor: A Collection of Entertainingly Witty Stories $20.95 Have you ever wondered what happens when you throw a lit firecracker into the ocean or wished you could open an instruction manual and have an actual person fall out to help? What about moving very large furniture into a very small apartment or the agony of family gatherings where embarrassing stories just won”t die? Even if you haven”t experienced these situations, you can with The Sarcastic Truth. Misty Honacher and Aimee Rochedieu share hilarious experiences in this entertaining collection of short stories. Even if you”ve never stayed motionless in the water while your friends swim frantically away from a barracuda, you”ll be infected with the humor that threads through each anecdote. Lacing their stories with jovial sarcasm, the best friends bring into focus the lighter side of almost every adventure they”ve shared. So if life has you down, or even if it doesn”t, let humor take over your soul. The stories will convince you that with a positive attitude, you can create the life you want, laughing all the way. You”ll shake your head in agreement, nod with recognition, and find yourself smiling as you turn each page.

Violin Case $90.82 Real violin case. Great gangster costume prop. Open it to find a Tommy gun, bottle of wine, even a rubber chicken to make them Die Laughing.

Violin Case $88.95 Great gangster costume prop. Open it to find a tommy gun, bottle of wine, even a rubber chicken to make them ”Die Laughing”.2000-452

Voices of Firestone-Great Sopranos $19.95 Eleanor Steber Firestone: If I could Tell You 6/26/50 Mozart: Dave sono from Le nozze di Figaro 9/17/51 Joan Sutherland Arne: The Soldier Tir’d from Artaxerxes 4/21/63 Leontyne Price Verdi: O patria mia from Aida 12/30/62 Birgit Nilsson Ponchielli: Suicidio from La Gioconda 1/6/63 Sieczynski: Wien, du Stadt meiner Traume 1/6/63 Anna Moffo Gounod: Jewel Song from Faust 1/13/63 Bidu Sayao Puccini: O mio babbino caro from Gianni Schicchi 1/22/51 Renata Tebaldi Puccini: Un bel di vedremo from Madama Butterfly 2/2/51 Licia Albanese Leoncavallo: Ballatella from I Pagliaci 2/19/51 Helen Traubel Wagner: Du bist der Lenz from Die Walkure 1/16/50 Roberta Peters Mozart: Der Holle Rache from die Zauberflote 8/4/52 Mozart: Batti, batti, o bel Masetto from Don Giovanni 3/24/52 Patrice Munsel J. Strauss II: Adele’s Laughing Song from Die Fledermaus 4/30/51 Jeanette Macdonald Herbert: Italian Street Song from Naughty Marietta 11/13/50 Eleanor Steber Straus: My Hero from The Chocolate Soldiers 5/15/50 Firestone: In My Garden 5/15/50

Worry Causes Wrinkles $14.95 Within the pages of Worry Causes Wrinkles are 165 poems and 3 essays. Some project the folly of humankind and the reasons why they fight, anger, worry and die too soon. Also contained within the pages of Worry Causes Wrinkles are inspirational poems for meditation and quieting the troubled mind … They send the brain cells on a heartfelt journey to places of calm, tranquility, joy and happiness. The results of living life in an authentic stress-free state will take away the worry wrinkles and send the reader laughing all the way to the bank of life. After all is said and done, a persons life is their most precious asset. Why would anyone risk their investments of happiness and contentment’s without having a choice on how to deposit their thoughts correctly … so that they receive many happy returns. In Love & Joy Michael Levy. Professional Optimist Perfect peace, perfect love, perfect mind, all live in a perfect place_ Michael Levy